Has a six pack
Has good tits
Funny and cool
Skills of Delta Force, Seal Team 6, and SAS.
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Name: Jerome "Cat" Smith
Aliases: Cat, CoolCat, Nerd Hunter, Alpha Nerd, Nerd Buster
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Occupation: Nerd Bounty Hunter, Nerd Tracker, Nerd Beater
Motto: "I am not a nerd"
Likes: Girls, Rapping to Girls, Struggle Snuggles.
Disliks: Being called a Nerd, Nerds.
Powers and Abilities:
Enhanced Combat: Cat has been trained in the Arts of Nerd fighting, he has learn to take on nerds of many shapes and sizes, his fighting style is Nerd Fu.
Weapon Proficiency: Cat has trained in the arts of weapon handling, he uses his masterful handling of weapons to take down any and all nerds.
Hunting Intuition: Cat has been regarded as one of the best Nerd hunters in the land.
Enhanced Tracking: Cat has been known to track nerds on the highest of moun…Read more >
Name: Ground Hogzilla
Powers: Giant Monster Physiology, Mutated Physiology, Laser Vision
Occupation: Destoyer of worlds
One day in the nevadan desert at a nuclear testing site, a baby ground hog was being born, when "it" happened, a test nuke went off, destroying all of the test house, dummies, and vehicles, killing all in its wake, but this tiny infant ground hog managed to survive the destruction and mutate into a monster of immense power. The ground hog became a apex predator in its new environment, eating and killing anything, it soon began growing larger and larger, rumors soon began running around of a giant ground hog, soon men would try to look for this ground hog, giving it the name, Ground Hogzilla, some…Read more >
This is a tiny story of the day the Mary Sue clan went up against Lawrence, Enjoy ^ ^. P.S. This is Non-Canon
On a beautiful day, an organization going by the name, the Mary Sue clan, who was lead by a man named Sebastian Milestorm was plotting with the rest of the clan to takeover the Demi-Plane named Selforge, the clan could not agree on if they should attack or not, but after a very informative talk about Selforge, the clan decided and agreed to attack selforge. They gave leadership position to Sebastian, four star general for Skull "Ricky" String, and Navy and Air Force commander to Leonardo "Leo" Meric, and the rest of the members would be micro-leaders who manage Field armies.
One week later with the army of 8 billion ready to attack, …Read more >