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  • I live in a dumpster
  • My occupation is winning a golden fiddle against the Devil
  • I am Male
  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    number ten: 

    Toppling - toppling is a great power for a number of obvious reasons that shouldn't need explaining but i have to anyway because there are FILTHY HERETICS out there who don't understand the awesome power of toppling.

    tldr toppling is the power to make anyone trip or make shit collapse

    • Topple a man to make him trip
    • Topple a building, causing it to collapse
    • Topple those police cars so you can continue your crimes like the madman you are
    • Topple memories to cause memory loss
    • Negate flight by toppling users of flight
    • Topple a concept to remove it
    • Topple the distance between two points to replicate teleportation or remote teleportation
      • bonus points if it causes telefrag
      • bonus BONUS points if you can topple everything into a singularity
      • bonus BONU…
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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    it's a boring ass power and a mess to debate over i dont get it

    every other forum thread is about omnipotence or an omnipotent power

    but thats just my bad opinion 

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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    Yvonne Park

    January 8, 2017 by SlapsonSlaptastic
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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    Grape God

    October 14, 2016 by SlapsonSlaptastic

    Grape God

    Basic Info
    Name Timothy Grapist God
    Alias(es) Grape God, Daddy Grapevine, The Grapevine
    Alignment True Grape
    Grapes Grape
    Age Aeons Old
    Main Ability The Grapevine
    Personal Data
    Birthplace The Grapevines
    Nationality Grapeineese
    Affiliation(s) The Grapevines
    Occupation(s) Terrorist, God, Grape Lordship, Omni-scientist, Pimp, Prostitute, Father, and many other things...

    His infinite amount of sex slaves

    Base of Operations The Grape Vines

    "Spell ICUP." 

    - Grape God, about to give someone the Grapevine Experience.

    In the beginning, there was a grape farmer named Timothy. One day, when he was watering his grape plants, he was hit by the power of the Grapevine and permanently absorbed it, awakening in him the power of the Grapevine.

    Grape God is pe…

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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    Ey b0ss

    March 21, 2016 by SlapsonSlaptastic

    So, DYBAD.

    Apparently, me calling out your bullshit for defending Imouto-tan's bullshit without even mentioning names results in me getting a two week ban for "being a petty nuiscance."

    Let me tell you something, DYBAD.

    If you are really that sensitive to someone calling out your bullshit for defending someone who is clearly guilty of all the things she's being accused of, you shouldn't be a mod.

    Hell, you shouldn't even consider being a mod.

    Maybe you and Imouto will get demoted and someone else who actually knows how to run the damn chat will get the privilege to be a moderator.

    Shame, before all of this started I thought you weren't a prick.

    Oh well, people are wrong sometimes.

    Except some are rational enough to admit it.

    But hey, do what you wa…

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