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Slapson

aka haha!

  • I live in your basement
  • My occupation is respecting women
  • I am Male
  • Slapson

    fellas...

    December 24, 2017 by Slapson

    What's cooler than being cool?



















    your atoms immobolizing at the atomic level to the extent that they stop moving entirely and you end up shattering, of course








    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

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  • Slapson

    Cactus Lord

    October 6, 2017 by Slapson






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    Epithet Cactus Lord, Destroyer of Anime and Manga
    Alignment Chaotic Cactus
    Race Cactus
    Laterality Cactus
    Gender Male Cactus
    Age ????????????
    Birthday Same as the first cactus in existence I guess
    Blood Type Cactus Juice
    Personal Data
    Birthplace The desert
    Affiliation

    Himself

    Bane

    SCP-2800


    Occupation Cactus
    Base of Operations The cactus fields
    Family Your mom
    Favorite Food Fried Anime Women with salt
    Appearance
    Hair Color Cactus
    Eye Color Cactus
    Height 7"7 (typically)
    Weight ???????
    Other
    Power Cactus
    Hobbies Tripping people and making them fall into his spines
    Forte in sports Cactus Ball
    Weapon Needs none
    Fighting style Cactus

    Cactus Lord is the most powerful anime character to ever exist, and is on a quest to defeat the rest of the anime using his almighty cactus po…


































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  • Slapson

    number ten: 

    Toppling - toppling is a great power for a number of obvious reasons that shouldn't need explaining but i have to anyway because there are FILTHY HERETICS out there who don't understand the awesome power of toppling.

    tldr toppling is the power to make anyone trip or make shit collapse

    • Topple a man to make him trip
    • Topple a building, causing it to collapse
    • Topple those police cars so you can continue your crimes like the madman you are
    • Topple memories to cause memory loss
    • Negate flight by toppling users of flight
    • Topple a concept to remove it
    • Topple the distance between two points to replicate teleportation or remote teleportation
      • bonus points if it causes telefrag
      • bonus BONUS points if you can topple everything into a singularity
      • bonus BONU…
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  • Slapson

    it's a boring ass power and a mess to debate over i dont get it

    every other forum thread is about omnipotence or an omnipotent power


    but thats just my bad opinion 

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  • Slapson

    Yvonne Park

    January 8, 2017 by Slapson
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