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  • I live in a dumpster
  • My occupation is winning a golden fiddle against the Devil
  • I am Male
  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    Cactus Lord

    October 6, 2017 by SlapsonSlaptastic


    Epithet Cactus Lord, Destroyer of Anime and Manga
    Alignment Chaotic Cactus
    Race Cactus
    Laterality Cactus
    Gender Male Cactus
    Age ????????????
    Birthday Same as the first cactus in existence I guess
    Blood Type Cactus Juice
    Personal Data
    Birthplace The desert




    Occupation Cactus
    Base of Operations The cactus fields
    Family Your mom
    Favorite Food Fried Anime Women with salt
    Hair Color Cactus
    Eye Color Cactus
    Height 7"7 (typically)
    Weight ???????
    Power Cactus
    Hobbies Tripping people and making them fall into his spines
    Forte in sports Cactus Ball
    Weapon Needs none
    Fighting style Cactus

    Cactus Lord is the most powerful anime character to ever exist, and is on a quest to defeat the rest of the anime using his almighty cactus po…

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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    number ten: 

    Toppling - toppling is a great power for a number of obvious reasons that shouldn't need explaining but i have to anyway because there are FILTHY HERETICS out there who don't understand the awesome power of toppling.

    tldr toppling is the power to make anyone trip or make shit collapse

    • Topple a man to make him trip
    • Topple a building, causing it to collapse
    • Topple those police cars so you can continue your crimes like the madman you are
    • Topple memories to cause memory loss
    • Negate flight by toppling users of flight
    • Topple a concept to remove it
    • Topple the distance between two points to replicate teleportation or remote teleportation
      • bonus points if it causes telefrag
      • bonus BONUS points if you can topple everything into a singularity
      • bonus BONU…
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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    it's a boring ass power and a mess to debate over i dont get it

    every other forum thread is about omnipotence or an omnipotent power

    but thats just my bad opinion 

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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    Yvonne Park

    January 8, 2017 by SlapsonSlaptastic
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  • SlapsonSlaptastic

    Grape God

    October 14, 2016 by SlapsonSlaptastic

    Grape God

    Basic Info
    Name Timothy Grapist God
    Alias(es) Grape God, Daddy Grapevine, The Grapevine
    Alignment True Grape
    Grapes Grape
    Age Aeons Old
    Main Ability The Grapevine
    Personal Data
    Birthplace The Grapevines
    Nationality Grapeineese
    Affiliation(s) The Grapevines
    Occupation(s) Terrorist, God, Grape Lordship, Omni-scientist, Pimp, Prostitute, Father, and many other things...

    His infinite amount of sex slaves and the children made from those sex slaves or some bullshit

    Base of Operations The Grape Vines

    "Spell ICUP." 

    - Grape God, about to give someone the Grapevine Experience.

    In the beginning, there was a grape farmer named Timothy. One day, when he was watering his grape plants, he was hit by the power of the Grapevine and permanently absorbed it…

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