Kevin von schwitz

aka Kevin Swinnen

  • I live in In Brussels, Belgium
  • I was born on May 9
  • My occupation is Classified
  • I am Male
  • Kevin von schwitz

    Joke sheet 4

    July 16, 2017 by Kevin von schwitz

    • Complete Arsenal : As long as people wank her hard enough, she can have every powers imaginables.
    • Ultimate Invincibility : Can't be beaten or matched by any fictional character ever.
    • OP Mode : Can morph into a even stronger form, but since she is so powerful, it's just for showing off.
    • Almighty Badass : Can be more badass than Charles Nelson Reilly , Chuck Norris, Jack Rakan, Saitama, Asura, Super Saiyan XXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY Goku, etc.
    • Meta Luck : She always comes out on top, no matter what stupid arguments her fans use.
    • Supernatural Beauty : 10/10 waifu material

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  • Kevin von schwitz

    Joke sheet 3

    June 28, 2017 by Kevin von schwitz

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  • Kevin von schwitz

    • Thermal Resistance : She is used to extreme temperatures due to her livestyle.
    • Magic Weapon : Her sword has a nature spirit bound to it. By thrusting or throwing her weapon upwards and shouting a command to kill, a bolt of lightning strike the sword, turning it into a great spirit eagle which devastate all that Coda seeks to destroy. It is particularlry effective against undeads.

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  • Kevin von schwitz

    • Ahegao Inducing Dick
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  • Kevin von schwitz

    • Semi-Immortality
    • Horus
    • Herakles
    • Sherlock
    • Ouroboros
    • Clockwork

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