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The black eyed kid ran like hell after seeing what he saw. From a distance, the green "lanterned" ring disappeared after what the boy thought was a snap of the finger.
"What the hell happened to you?"
The kid yelped before the figure before him. An Imp with a purple hat and an orange vest. Seemingly foating on thin air. The kid tried running again, only to find himself on a seemingly chaotic planet. "Hello,my son. I am Jor-El,of the planet Krypton." The kid thought he heard someone say, before facing the floating imp. Both seem invisible to the chaotic planet. "Where am I? How'd I get here?' cried the kid before the imp in front of him. "And who are you?!"
"Easy kid. One question at a time." Said the Imp before snapping his fingers, blowing up the chaotic planet. The kid thought he heard the Imp say "krypton". But the kid was too frantic to analyze the situation. The kid, still possessing a dagger, in his pocket, for self-defense against the fat-man's dick earlier, was used to cut his own ears,literally. Trying to avoid hearing his body go "blowy-uppy". Then, to his surprise, he's back where he met the imp. Feeling better.
"There, I fixed you up. Now to remove your memories of being Fat Man's sex toy." The imp waved his hand and the kid, now wearing a tuxedo fitting a 10-year old. Forgot everything about the old man putting his junk in him. With all white fluids. "Now, to answer your third question, I go by the name Mxyzptk. Mr, if you will." Said Mr.Mxyzptlk.
"H...H-How did you do all that?" Stuttered the kid. Now rape-free! "Simple kid, 5th Dimensional technology, or as what your kind call them magic." Said the Imp. Mr.Mxyzptlk the kid recalled. "Didyoudothattoo?!" Said the kid in a manner of speaking that made his old stuttering self look normal. After recomposing himself, the kid continues. "The egg that made my loving uncle splat?" Sniffed the kid as he mists his Uncle that gave him so much LOVE. Then, before Mr.Mxyzptlk could answer, a portal was ripped through the space-time continuum, with what the kid took as a man with an "S" on his chest. Grabbing Mr.Mxyzptlk before disappearing. The boy cried. Turning fellow bystanders into monsters that would later cause the deaths of trillions. Then the boy felt it.