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"I've stolen things that weren't even there. This soul exists, so that helps."
― Thief (8-Bit Theater)

The power to possess the skills that allow one to rob, steal and loot anything/everything. Ultimate version of Enhanced Thievery.

Also Called

  • Impossible Thief
  • Meta Stealing/Thievery
  • Omni Stealing/Thievery
  • Supreme Stealing/Thievery
  • Ultimate Stealing/Thievery


Users of this skill are considered the ultimate thieves, able to steal anything and everything (concepts, landmarks, natural elements/forces, intangible objects, physics, laws, themselves, etc.), they are able to not only hide in shadows but even in plain sight, they can slip into spaces that should be physically impossible to fit/slip into, and they can even steal without even having to be present at a location.

Users of this power are immune to and can bypass Theft Nullification.




Known Users

See Also: Impossible Theft, Intangible Theft and Monumental Theft.

  • Thief (8-Bit Theater)
  • Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego)
  • Brandobaris (Forgotten Realms)
  • Roxy (Homestuck)
  • Jing (King of Bandits Jing)
  • Ban (The Seven Deadly Sins)
  • Burglar (Valkyrie Crusade)


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